About a week ago I wrote about how it had been A Week Of Insubordinate Behavior.
After I had thought about it for a day it hit Me what the problem was.
I decided that all my guys/gurls must of synced up the way women do when around one another.
Yup, synced up, and got their monthly punctuation at the same time!
Why else would they all lose their damn minds at the same time.
You guys know, us ladies get our PERIODS.
We get moody, cranky, bloaty, tired. OH AND WE BLEED. There is a purpose to our punctuation.
I have noticed in my vast many years of studying and working with males, that guys get a monthly punctuation too.
I call it the question mark.
You get moody, cranky, forgetful and down right spiteful at times.
You, however DO NOT bleed.
There is no reason for the douchery that ensues.
Hence the reason your punctuation is called a question mark.
A WTF really.
Now my guys/gurls have done pretty well to make up for their ways, and this makes me happy.
Aren’t you all lucky I am sweevil and forgiving?
Here is the evil.
If this happens again, and you all get your punctuation around the same time, it will be tampons all around, for a week.
ALL OF YOU! Sissy sub or not!
If you are going to act like a female on the rag, you will ride a torpedo for a week so you might think about your attitude.
Consistently plugged man pussies stuffed with a cotton comet, tail included, might reverse your ways!
Sweevil humiliation is so damn fun! [Evil Laughs]
well then time to be a good whore right? lol
That would be humiliating …( always wondered about those things )