Small Penis Humiliation For Beginners [SPH]

ego Weeeeeeeeeee!

Lets talk about a fun little fetish that amuses me so!

Small penis humiliation!

Making fun of the male that does not measure up [Gasp]

Yes, I know some people can not fathom the thought of making fun of a males phallus, but oh yes there are some that CRAVE it!

Of course there are some that do not enjoy it, but lets face facts, sometimes us ladies need to check them. Their ego bubbles need to be popped!

How super convenient that I do love mocking you lil fellas! For some reason it just comes so natural for me!

More ladies should do it! Here is some one liners to help the novice small penis humiliatrix.

When the pants drop, and you see an eeny weeny lil peenie, blurt out what comes to mind, followed by laughter and smiles!

Don’t forget to point! [Sweevil Giggles]

I happen to love #2, #11, and my favorite is #20

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1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no… a flash headache.
11. *giggle and point*
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. Why is the universe punishing me?
17. At least this won’t take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. Only if you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

If you have a fetish for a woman making fun of your manhood, contact me. You know who you are.

Come on pee wee, I wanna laugh at your lack of manhood!

Also known as SPH, Tiny Penis Mocking, Penis Shaming, Small Penis Syndrome, Small Cock Degradation, Small Penis Humiliation, Itty Bitty Dicky insults, and Phallically challenged counseling.