Looking around right now it is hard to find fun and joy during these hard times.
The tail end [hopefully] of a pandemic, inflation, and the tiny dick energy being spewed out from the dictator pukin, or however you say it. Pee wees war works too.
Blah enough of that, now back to joy and fun!
I have never had much problem creating fun ways to entertain myself, but this pandemic has me thinking outside of my normal box.
It is hard to do some sorts of public humiliation when you guys are riding solo, so I found a new way to make it happen for you in these current times.
DOOR DASH and INSTA CART.
I think any of the delivery apps will work too.
Stay with me on this one.
People are having all kinds of everything delivered to their homes. From dog toys and food, to alcohol and cigarettes from the convenience stores.
Today’s humiliation assignment is to door dash a few fun items from the Walmart ,Target, or your store of choice.
Your shopping list is as follows. One pair of purple panties. Honestly they may not have purple, so state that you are ok with any color, but hope for purple. Part of your humiliation is being so specific in your descriptions!
The next item on your list is a cucumber. Make sure to ask that they find the biggest one they can find. Length and girth are important to you after all! [laughs]
Next on the list is one enema. Actually, ask them for the 2 pack cuz you need to be extra clean clean.
Rounding off the list is the good ole KY jelly. Request the jumbo size, because, humiliation!
Bonus item time! Don’t forget the cream pie! Tell them any cream pie will work, they can choose the flavor, because you just love all the cream pies!
Double bonus items! Dog collar and leash. [Smiles]
You can, and should keep any descriptions pg. Innuendo can be your friend. Put some thought and effort into your self humiliation.
Make sure to tip the driver well for helping in your humiliation game.
Also know that you, in fact, will be talked about. That delivery driver will be telling the story of the weirdo that needed odd stuff delivered!
The laughs will be many, perhaps even some will have complete disgust. Humiliation gamble!
Now go do your naughty deliveries, and don’t forget to share your story with me. Your humiliation amuses me so! [giggling]
If all of this is too much for your weak self, you can still call for A live one on one humiliation session with me Click the niteflirt button to arrange time for me to humiliate you NOW!
